***Just publishing some drafts I never did, this one is classic Scarlett. From November 2012.***
So it turns out, Scarlett is a Republican.
A few months ago she said to me
And she was pissed when she woke up Wednesday morning.
Around 6:35 she comes marching into my room-
Scarlett: The computer just said that Obama is still President!
Me: Yup, he is. It's early go downstairs and play.
[Twenty minutes later I walk downstairs and she is stomping around angrily]
Me: Scarlett! What is wrong with you? Why are you mad?
[breathing frustratedly and gesturing with her hands]
Scarlett: I just thought it was time for a new President.